College of Idiots: The Cubbies: Treehouse of Horror

The Cubbies: Treehouse of Horror

Posted by Ginger Russ Friday at Friday, August 20, 2010

Jim Hendry: [Marlin's GM, Frank Wren agrees to trade for Derrek Lee] Take this first baseman, but beware it carries a terrible curse!
Wren: Ooh, that's bad.
Hendry: But it comes with $3.3 million.
Wren: That's good.
Hendry: The money is also cursed.
Wren: That's bad.
Hendry: But you get a gold glove to replace Troy Glaus at first.
Wren: That's good!
Hendry: The glove contains potassium benzoate.
[Wren looks puzzled]
Hendry: ...That's bad.
Wren: Can I go now?

Sorry for the lame post, how long till football and hockey season?

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