Idiotic Tweets

So what's all this business you ask? Well it is no secret that I am the person behind most of COI's Twitter updates. In performing this task I have run across some real dumbass people with some real dumbass thoughts and opinions. In true blog fashion I have decided to periodically post some tweets I come along and provide my mental dialogue along with them.

Let the stupidity begin...So @JCapp1538 decided to link to a 'cleverly' altered picture of the Cubs new slogan. Typical Sox fan FAIL (his profile picture made it clear he's a Sox fan). He, or whoever, used a blue L against a white background when even most simpleton Sox fans know (because they spent money on one) that the Cubs fly a white L against a navy background when they lose. Nice try though chuckle head.

The next woman got into me a bit regarding Soriano's lame effort this past Sunday.

The situation got starting with me popping off that people probably wouldn't have minded Soriano being out in left when the Reds had a runner go first to third on a base hit to left. In my opinion Soriano would have cut the guy down no problem. Instead we got to first hand witness Colvin's sub-par arm short hop the throw to Ramirez. After I explained myself, this is what I got back.

What do you know? We have another know it all that accuses me of being a Soriano apologist because I felt compelled to point out a way he could help the team. I responded back explaining why she is a typical defeatist Cub fan that grabs onto whatever the most glaring error (of MANY) of the game and places the blame for the loss on the single person who committed it. At no time did she or any of the simple minded Cubs fans on Twitter at the time blame Ramirez or Byrd, both of who left men on base (7+ each), most in scoring position, with less than two out.

Finally, we have @KevenBachman with by far the most moronic tweet.

Let me answer those for you Keven. Permanent benching? Not for at least a few more years. Trade??? Again, a few years. I guess Hendry trading Bradley makes people think ANYONE can be traded. I am probably giving Keven too much credit though. I assume he does not realize that Soriano has four more years on his contract. Surely he wouldn't ask such a stupid question if he did...right? By the way, thanks for using b4 instead of before. I appreciate you saving me the time I would have wasted interpreting those 4 characters.

Well that's it for the first installation of Idiotic Tweets. I promise more tweets next time. The idea really just came to me last night so we will see how it pans out. Now that I am looking out I am sure I will find better material. Until then...

GO CUBS!
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