Hey Kids: Take Your Steroid Advice From Grace

This one might have fallen through your radar if you were as busy at work this week as I was, but Mark Grace went on the DP show this week and discussed (what else?) steroids and Big Mac. Here are a few choice quotes on why the Cubs first baseman and consistent Scottsdale clubber didn't take the roids:

"I like my sex life," Grace said. "I want to be able to perform. It's kind of funny, but it's not. That stuff will tear you up as far as your manhood is concerned."

"Guys were just missing balls and they're still home runs. It's not fair,"

That's right kids, if you want to have kids, or at least the potential to get a woman to commit the act that could potentially lead to kids, don't do steroids. And maybe someday you too can get a St. Louis bartender to tattoo your name on her lower back.

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