FML: Cubs Edition

He gone.

The Cubs traded Aaron Heilman to the D-Bags this week for a couple of prospects, including that kid with AIDS that Sir Elton and MJ got all grabby over. Remember at the beginning of last season when I claimed Heilman would be the closer for the Cubs? Yeah, neither do I. That's what happens when you blog drunk.

In other news the Cubs paid a shitload of money to Grabow for the next two years. Here's to the next Remlinger/Cotts/Every other ineffective left handed setup man in the past decade.

FML.

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1 comments:

gooseneck November 28, 2009 11:48 AM

Poor kid... I sure wouldn't want Elton OR MJ fawning over me.

Another great blog, bro. We should do beers sometime.