COI Idiotic Predictions: Week 6 - Balloon Boy Makes the Picks

Balloon Boy is the new internet sensation after 'Merica followed the most boring chase scene ever to unravel on news television since, well, yeah that was the most boring. Luckily the kid was found hours later in the attic. He claimed his Dad told him to stay up there for a "show". Not a publicity stunt my ass. We interviewed Ballon Boy for his picks this week.

COI: The Bears really needed an bye week with all those injuries. But they are back fresh to play the Atlanta Falcons in the Sunday Night Matchup, who's your pick.

BB: My name Falcon. Daddy punches me. BLAAAAHHHHH!!!! (throwing up)

COI: Ummm...

BB: Are we on show? Is this show. I like UFO.

COI: Shut the fuck up kid. Okay, well how about Notre Dame vs. USC. Some are saying this game will make or break Jimmy Montana's chances at the Heisman. What do you think?

BB: Stop yelling at me at Daddy.

COI: Okay, why don't you just calm down. NIU travels to Toledo this...

BB: I like Rockets! ALIENS! YEAH!!!

COI: Well, duh, I'm sure your Daddy didn't threaten you with picking Toledo. So Purdue is pretty bad this year and runs up against THE Ohio State Buckeyes.

BB: REEEAAACCCHHHH!!!

COI: Did you say it was a reach that the Boilers would win, or just throwing up again?

BB Dad: This is an OUTRAGE. This post is horrible.

COI: Well, you're right Falcon's dad, but not as horrible as faking the death of your son, or naming him Falcon for that matter. GFY.

Bears 28 - Falcons 17
NIU 32 - Toledo 7
Purdue 2 - Ohio St. 60

Bear Down!


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