College of Idiots: Obviously You're Not a Golfer.

Hey Walter, go get Dumpster a toe. He prefers Cubbie Blue nail polish though.

So Dumpster and now Sir Smokes A Lot? I can't blame the cursed Cubs calendar for these injuries. I don't believe in God, but if I did, I would say he is one cruel SOB. Just as we get E-Ram, White Slice and Angel back we lose two more, and both from freak accidents.

Ted Lilly, Champion of America

Just as the Cubs start to turn it around, they fall back down. Last year we had 8 All Stars. EIGHT! This year we barely get in Ted Lilly. Congrats to Ted, but if it wasn't for the every team has to have one player rule, we would have zero. And the thing is, we still have all the All Stars from last year on this team this year minus one. And Kerry was a pitcher. Pitching hasn't been the problem this year, at least starting pitching. Add in the addition of another All Star from last year in Bradley, and we basically have the same team as last year, but with more batting. At least that's the way it was supposed to be. I don't blame Hendry, no one saw this coming.

Proposed bronze statue of Sam Zell to be placed outside of Wrigley Field.

The Cubs sale is seriously never going to end. Just as ESPN reports that the deal is done, we hear that Zell is bringing Utay back into the fold. Mother-fucking-cock-sucker!

Levitra...get it? Cause the Cubs offense is limp.

Bad Kermit is writing about how Cubs fans would rather continue losing instead of change the name of Wrigley Field. For once I agree with him. At the moment of writing this, 30% of fans wouldn't change the name. And WE'RE the College of Idiots!?!

DeRosa is not really a baseball player, he just plays one on tv.

Sorry Cub female fans, DeRosa will not be playing when the Cards come to town this weekend. I know Hitler is pissed as well.

Hey kids (and adults alike!) now you can follow us on Twitter. Why? Because we bow down to every internet fad there is, that's why ...facebook.

Now send in that keyboard playing cat. Yes I know this this youtube shit is old and redundant, but until the Cubs start winning again, instead of "Go Cubs Go", you get Keyboard Cat. Deal with it...