OMFG! That's it, I'm moving back to IL!
As many of our readers (i.e. the guys at WAIW and FOTG) live in Chicago, you probably already know about this guy and surely have used his services to take you to many a Cubs game. If you aren't familiar with Ferrari Guy for Hire though, here is a little about him and his services:
- Rockin' 80's Perm Mullet
- Plays a Gibson guitar
- Often seen shirtless, because shirts are "So overrated, dude!"
- Self-proclaimed "Most Photographed Man in the Country, next to the President (Pictures Available)"
- Will drive you around in his "Exotic, One-of-a-Kind, Custom Designed, Newer Ferrari!!!" with "Glass Encased Rear 4.8 Litre Engine, 495 Horse Power, 400 LB Torgue, 220 on the Dash!!! Red Convertible with 24 Kt. Gold Wheels!!!"
- Perfect for Special Occasions, Birthdays, Anniversaries, Weddings, and Rides to Cubs Games (Single passengers only)
$500?
$750?
$1,000?
You're all wrong. This guy will drive you around for only $300 per hour. A 5 hour package is only $1,200!!!
But Ginger, I don't have that much money. How much for just a ride around the block?
For only $150 you can get a ride for 20 minutes. It's a perfect birthday gift for your son, daugher, or spouse. Plus, as an added bonus, if you purchase 3, 1 hour rides, he will "teach" you how to drive his car for only $200! That's almost giving it away!
So sign-up today! I know I am. Check out his website at FerrariGuyForHire.
(If you want to be my personal hero, and are in the law enforcement area, PLEASE find out this guy's name for me. His IL license plate # is
UPDATE: Jen from CUBblogging has found out that his name is Tony Tag. I did some more research and found this deleted page from Wikipedia and apparently the Dirty.com Chicago has done tons of posts on him (who they refer to him as "Tony Fag"). With so much fame, how this guy never crossed my internet browsing is beyond me. Congrats Jen, you receive a COI hardy pat on the back for your work (we have no merch, sorry).
Special thanks to TastyBooze.com for the link.
Share on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter.
5 comments:
Oh. My. God. I just - it's - he - there are no words to describe this.
He goes by (wait for it) "Tony Tag". I expect some sort of reward for this information, perhaps a gift certificate for a Ferrari lesson???
Jen, I shudder to think about how you were able to come up with this information.
I shudder to have to tell you GR. Let's just say I also may or may not be able to verify that he is not a natural blonde.
I can't believe that Wiki page was deleted because "Real person; doesn't indicate importance/significance"?!? I can't think of a more fascinating individual worthy of "citation needed".
I would gladly pay upwards of $5000 to suck on this man's penis, even if but for a fleeting moment.
Capital Prestige is one of the UK's leading prestige car hire services. We have a fantastic selection of supercar hire packages available. For Ferrari hire we can offer the wonderful Ferrari F430 Spider with F1 gearbox and in the traditional Rosso Corsa Red colour, for Maserati hire we can provide one of the best Sports GT Coupes around, the Maserati Gran Turismo. We can provide Lamborghini hire with the classic Lamborghini Gallardo, Bentley hire with the spectacular Bentley GTC Convertible and Aston Martin hire with the Aston Martin DB9.
Our prestige car hire service is available on a weekly, weekend & single day hire basis.
Post a Comment