Manny Is Pregnant!

If you see a line, that means you're suspended!

So I can't keep it in. So Manny was quoted as saying this about why he tested positive:

"Recently I saw a physician for a personal health issue. He gave me a medication, not a steroid, which he thought was OK to give me. Unfortunately, the medication was banned under our drug policy."

The banned substance turns out to be human chorionic gonadatropin (HCG), a women's fertility drug. (Damn blogger won't let me create links, so look it up yourself you lazy bastard).

Apparently Manny was trying to get pregnant! I know the education in the Domican might be a little behind, but did Manny really think he could get pregnant? Is Manny really a woman? Also, testing for hCG in the bloodstream is a done for pregnancy tests. Why didn't Manny just go get a pregnancy test and see if it came back positive?

Oh Manny, we just love it when you be Manny.

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