I told you to shave those sideburns! You're off the team!


No baseball today, which is good for the Cubs who have played like 100 million games in a row without a break. Instead of guy who can jump over a car, we have a guy with a midget living in his head. Is this a baseball team, or a Circus Side Show? Some say our bullpen needs help, come on, Chad Fox only has an ERA of 135.00. E-Ram will be out till Cock Fighting Season is over.

This post sucks...so instead of reading this rubbish, follow

THIS LINK

to take the Simpsons Softball Quiz over at mental_floss. You probably remember Mr. Burns’ collection of all-star ringers brought in to play for the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant’s softball nine, but do you remember what ultimately sidelined each player?

No get off my lawn!

Go Cubs!

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3 comments:

John May 12, 2009 7:36 AM

My favorite part was when it said "Error 404"

Darrrrrrrrrrrrryl
Darrrrrrrrrrrrryl

Ginger Russ May 12, 2009 11:25 AM

FIXED!

John May 12, 2009 12:26 PM

LORRRRRRD PALMERSTON!!!