This Is What You Call "Mailing It In"

The Cubs are on roll and "swept" their first series of the year. Just like last year, the Cubbies have put a beat-down on the Stros and lead the season series 4-1. The game started out horrible as I was watching the GameCast and saw Lilly throw 9 pitches before getting a strike (unless you count the one Tejada blasted out of the park). But the Cubs came back as Lilly settled down to earn his team leading 4th win of the year. Tonight we will see the introduction of Mike Todd Randy Wells in his first major league start. Hopefully it goes a little better than Chad Fox's did in relief last night. His ERA is now 81. No, not 0.81, 81.0! Sori hits a couple dingers and the Cubs travel to Wrigley North tonight.

So I found (and by found, I mean I read HJE) a couple more blogs I need to add to the Greatest Cubs Blogroll Ever. The day has been surprisingly busy, so maybe I will get around to it, maybe not.

If you want to read the longest bio of a Cubs fan ever, and about how she slump busted more than a couple Cubs players, check out Cubs Gal Who Loves Baseball.

Sean Marshall has some fans and a blog to prove it. GFY TLFC!

CubbieFans is the most crazy designed blog I have ever seen!

And then a couple blogs I can't get on board with.

A Tale of Two Leagues, which is a Cubs AND Boston blog (that's like taking the hottest girl home from the bar only to find out she wants to lay a Cleveland Steamer on your chest).

And Bricks and Ivy, which is "random thoughts, photos and philosophical embellishments from a Cubs fan who hates the Cardinals but loves a Cardinals fan." UMMM, obviously there is something wrong here. HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM.

Finally, in an encouragement to get Lazy Steve excited about something, I bring a new Cubs Cutie!


Every Mother's Day, the local rock station KUPD holds a MILF contest. It's pretty funny and involves such stunts as seeing how much of a potato the contestants can deep throat and girl-on-girl makeout sessions. Shiree Joe made it to the final 4, but was kicked out because one of the judges is racist and she is a Native American. But we still love you anyways Shiree.

Go Cubs!



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