In a weird twist of fate, Favre's email took a wrong exit on the information superhighway (did you really think he know's how to use a computer?) and ended up in the Idiot's Inbox. So, since I was taught at a young age that sharing is supposed to make me feel better (it doesn't), I've decided to show you all one of the attachments.
Please, Mr. Favre, I hope that's a Pepsi bottle. I prefer Coke, and I'd really hate to have to give it up because it's your penetration of choice. And I hope that's not plastic. If you used a smooth glass bottle, that sort of makes sense. But plastic? That's just gross.
So what's the fucking deal here. He's back in the news because he might come back, again. Then the story seems to lose speed as Vikings claim they're nto really interested. Then again, to everyone's dismay, the story continues, and it's looking like the story's not going away for a while. Give me a fucking break. Seriously, how hard would it be to simply say at the end of the season that you have no fucking idea whether or not you'll be back next season. Stop being such an asshole.
Personally, if his motive to come back is because he wants revenge on his former former team, I can get on board with that. It would be great to see him beat the Packers. It's great when the Packers lose, no matter who beats them. Although...it would be a weird feeling if the Packers lost, but Favre won. Talk about mixed emotions. Of course there's always the chance of a meteor strike. I suppose I could root for that (oh wait, I always do when Vikings play the Packers. Similar to when the Brewers play Cardinals).
And I disagree with everyone else that Favre would make the Vikings better. I suppose if they can get past the fact that he'll throw 64 interceptions, they might have a chance to be 8-8. In the long run, it would be a step back. He'll only be there for one year. Then what? He'll retire, that's what. Oh then he will be back again. Then retire again. Then...oh nevermind. Good luck with all that, Vikings.
One more positive would be giving the Bears' Defense more chances at ending Favre's career on their terms, not his.
So, sit back and enjoy the Favre stories for the next five months. Fuck. 
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So...Favre as a Viking? Really? I mean, I know that's the team he wanted to go to last season, but he's retired for good, right? I'm not so sure anymore.
Do I think Favre still has game? Absolutely. Do I think he is still starting quarterback material? Absolutely. My issue with Brett Favre is this: if you want to play, then play; if you want to retire, then retire.
I understand that people see last season as Brett's failure, but come on. Remember that the Jets finished 9-7 last season, and the only reason that they didn't make the post season was because of a couple of critical losses toward the end of the regular season. Losses that were not entirely Favre's fault. Let's not forget about the Jet's defense, or lack thereof. So it is entirely unreasonable to throw the entirety of the blame onto Brett's shoulders.
During Brett Favre's season with the Jets, he fulfilled the job description of an NFL quarterback: the scapegoat of his team.
-Mr. Will
http://mrwillssports.blogspot.com/
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