1Damnit! Just when I had my IHeartNealCotts.blogspot.com site 99% finished, he is sent down. Now I have to start work on my AndyWhiteFanClub.blogspot.com website.
2The great Bobby Scales story is over. Let the Jason Waddell chapter begin. Waddell has been in the minors for nine years without a taste from the cup.
3The Cubs are looking to derail Jake Fox’s bid at the Triple-A Triple Crown by also calling him up. Sounds like a used car dealership.
4Aaron Miles makes his first of the Cubs mandatory trips to the DL. How come no one is talking about how this is going to hurt the Cubs offense?
5As WAIW pointed out, God is 2-2 in save opportunities for the Cubs this year. They also pointed out that their new favorite commenter, Louise from cubszone.com, is more clueless about the Cubs roster than my 2009 Cubs Calendar.
6Cubs looking to snag Nomar, Brewers looking to acquire Jake Peavy. In the “Our GM can beat up your GM” category, Milwaukee is clearly the winner for the second year in a row.
7Dempster blames MLB’s restriction on only Gatorade in the dugout (seriously folks, water is BANNED) for his crappy performance Monday. Cotts blamed his mother for letting his father pork her, thus being born in the first place.
8TRL was ejected for arguing balls and strikes in a game he wasn’t even pitching in. For his own protection, umpire Bob Davidson has placed himself into the witness relocation program, presumably under the first name, Harley.
9Today is Todd Hundley's birthday. He wishes that umpires would call games for him like they did for Randy Johnson.
10My self-imposed no-blogging till the Cubs win is finally over. You would think I could have come up with something better than this half-assed style of blogging in that amount of time.
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