Girls Dig the Stubble

The Packers still suck.

Now that the football is officially over, we can once again focus on the Cubs. Yes it was heartbreaking seeing the Bears throw away their chance to play this past weekend, but really, were they going anywhere if they made it? The playoffs this year seem like a bunch of nobodies anyway. Living in AZ, it was hilarious to find out that the Cardinals needed an extension to avoid a local tv blackout. HA! No one wants to see a bunch of birds play football anyways.

Oh right, baseball. Football season is over, I forgot. Well it's been a productive offseason for the Cubs, huh? In case you haven't noticed Hendry hasn't yet picked up Peavy or a power left-handed outfielder yet. We have managed to get another Cardinal in Aaron Miles. I fucking hate the Cardinals. Let's hope he's as big of a surprise as Lassie was.

Just think of me as a fat version of Mark DeRosa.

Other news...Marquis DeSuc is basically packed and out the door. HOORAY! At least that means he won't be complaining about making the rotation and going to play elsewhere.

Something else just happened...

Oh, yeah. Female Cub fans just lost another hottie with the departure of Mark DeRosa. You know ladies, his heart flutters for you (Get it? Cause he has a bad ticker. I crack myself up.) Cubblogging and In A League of Her Own are crying on their keyboards. Sorry ladies. Apparently the move was to free up money for that board game dude that loses his temper all the time. What's his name? Mr. Moneybags from Monopoly?

Although some are speculating because we got these guys,


that the trade was to sweeten the deal for Peavy, or as I like to call him, "Brian Roberts v2". Unfortunately those involved still claim that deal is dead, and the major obstacle now seems to be the sale of Cubs and the new owner's decision if they want to shell out that kinda cash on an awesome pitcher, effectively making 4 out of 5 of our starting pitchers the #1 pitcher on any other team. Let me make this clear for you, new owner(s), "THIS IS A GOOD DEAL!" Unfortunately the new owner's are a pipe dream and the Cubs will never be sold. LONGEST DEAL EVER!!!

Which brings me to my next point. Okay not really. Sidebar. So my Mom got me a Cubs calendar for Christmas. Guess who is Mr. January?


That's right, McDreamy himself. Okay, it's not the calendar's fault, it couldn't see that coming. But look who's Mr. March:


That's right. The Cubs ace, Rich Hill. WHAT??? Maybe the calendar guys messed up and meant to put Rich Harden. I know, there names are so much alike. I just wish Rich Hill good luck this season pitching for the Caracas Elementary School T-ball team.

DeRo's smokin hot wife

Kerry married the only hot girl to ever be born in Waukegan.

And finally, it wouldn't be a Ginger Russ post without some smokin lady pics. The Cubs Brickyard is reporting that the state of Ohio just doubled the amount of hot chicks living in the state, thanks to the additions of DeRo and Kid K, or particularly their smokin wives.

Well that's it for now. Maybe more posting next week. Maybe not. Maybe we will get some news here to post about soon.

Go Cubs!
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