Merry Christmas Cub Fans

So no posts in how long? A couple years at least. Don't worry loyal COI followers, we haven't given up just yet. And while the Bears season hasn't been as exciting as the Cubs year was, they still have a slim chance of getting to the playoffs and doing something the Cubs haven't done in 2 years - win a playoff game. Of course I still have a slim chance of banging Scarlett Johansson too...what, she married Van Wilder? GFY!

Anyways, my gift too all of you is my guarantee that the Cubs will win at least one playoff next year. Promise! Okay, I can't back that up. So how about I just update the site instead? Deal. And, "Presto!" It's done. Just like the Cubs have improved in the offseason with acquisitions like Jake Peavy and Milton Bradley, the site is all new and improved!

Okay, like the Cubs, it really hasn't changed that much. All your cool widgetty-thing-a-ma-bobs are now on the right. And look, two columns. Fancy, huh? No? GFY!

Happy X-mas, Merry Jew-Holiday (you really think I was going to spell that?), Good Festivus and above all, have a Wonderful Crassmus! Sorry most of you are still stuck in the Midwest, at least Spring Training is only a couple months away. Then you can head to sunny and warm AZ and party with the Idiots!

Bear Down!
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