The Idiots are bad luck for the Cubs again.

These are not the Idiots. We were Drunk and Stoned (pictures to come).

My kindergarten teacher once told me, "If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all." Well..."FUCK YOU HOWRY!" It's not that my teacher was bad at teaching, it was just that she had an incredible rack, and even as 5 year old when a woman with nice tits told me something it just went in one ear and out the other.

So the Cubs are sliding bad. I saw a stat on Monday that the Astros actually have a better record in the past month, and this was before the start of the series. Of course I could be wrong on that...so don't quote me. (I just heard from Pat the Astros are 26-10 in the last 36 games and have won their last 7 in a row. This neither confirms or denies my statement though) Honestly, because I was back in IL, I haven't caught much of the past days besides being in the Left Field Bleachers for the game Saturday with Lazy Steve and another friend. Unfortunately, the opposite of what happened to the Cubs after the Idiots first visit to Wrigley (where the Cubs started a 20+ home game winning streak) has happened to the Cubs.

The game was fun regardless. It was this Idiot's first outing ever to the bleachers (hard to believe). Totally different atmosphere, much more exciting. Soriano was hilarious turning around after every out to let the crowd know how many outs there were. Lazy Steve has the pictures from the game, which in my recollection got a little hazy after the fifth inning. I do remember going to Goose Island after the game and drowning our sorrows in Irish Car Bombs though.

Well, it looks like Big Z and Harden are something to be worried about. If we can get our bats back and extend our 4.5 game lead over the Brew-Crew, we might be able to give em some more rest. The call-ups proved once again I don't know what I'm talking about, since I didn't expect to see Koyie "Roy Munson" Hill or Angel Guzman back up to the Bigs. Guzman looked decent last night. Apparently the Cubs also just called up Kevin Hart again, so Brown Spot Bob has someone to compete with to be the worst pitcher on the team.

Dempster is on the mound now, although lately pitching hasn't been our problem. Who could believe that Marquis is actually getting better with each outing and still losing games? D-Lee needs to step up in the clutch and get it done. And does anyone remember when our bench warmers were playing like All-Stars? We definitely need this to start happening again, and I'm looking at you D-Ward, Ronnie-C, and Hoffapauir (sp?).

Also, Congrats to Angry Mike for completing his MBA over the weekend. I'm no longer the smartest Idiot in the group (based upon highest level of school only). Also, Angry Mike posted the 200th post to College of Idiots last Wednesday. Congrats to COI and thanks to all 5 of our readers for sticking around.

Are her boobs so big cause she has a bun in the oven? (now that's just mean)

As always, when the Cubs make me depressed, I just need to see some boobs and I get cheered right up.

Go Cubs!
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