Open letter to the Cubs: Post-Casino Edition

Dear Cubs,

2 runs in 18 innings. 2 solo home runs. Lassie and Big Z.

Is this some sort-of sick joke? Did you forget about having the second highest runs scored in all of baseball. Or all those other hitting stats I posted earlier this week? Angry Mike is dead on. Your shit is lackluster...at best.

Okay, I'm not Lazy Steve and breaking fans like I'm Kyle Farnsworth. No. I'm not jumping off the ledge. In fact, I'm not even close to it. I'm still waiting for the elevator. But seriously, it's embarrassing.

The Idiots will be heading out to the 3 games against your old first-baseman's and announcer's team, the D-Bags. You own the West. Hey Cubs, get your shit together, beat the Astros tomorrow and sweep AZ next week. And K-Fuk, the road isn't that different from home, get your shit together. That goes for you too, Dempster. Let's see some of what you threw in the All-Star game tomorrow...

Of course you need something more than a ex-Card and a pitcher to get some runs. And yes Aramis, I'm looking at you.

Go Cubs!

Sincerely,

Ginger Russ (formerly Drunk Rusty)
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