COI Idiot of the Moment: Dan Uggla

If this ball was a Bag of Dicks I would be all over it.
Really? This guy is an All-Star? Fuck! TWICE you had the chance to give the NL the lead in extras. Both times all you had to do was at least hit a fly ball into the outfield and let the runner on third tag up. Instead, what do you do? Double-play and strike-out. And I loved those 2 consecutive errors, too. Did someone pay you to lose the game? Did Tim Donaghy or Pete Rose pay you off?

The game is still going on, but you sir...FL 2nd baseman...Dan...Uggla...you are an IDIOT. I wouldn't care so much normally, but there is a real chance that this game might matter for the Cubs. Speaking of which, Big Z and Dempster (striking out the side in the 9th) were awesome. And McLouth, all Cub fans thank you...for now.

GFY Florida and your crappy "All Stars". Fucking Lassie would be an All-Star if he was on your team.

Go NL!

Immediate update: Uggla just bobbled a routine ground ball to allow the runner on second to advance to third. God I hate you. Okay, the NL is out of it. 13th inning. My lucky number...

Update #2: Uggla's 3rd error forces the Marmot to pitch 4 outs in one inning. Fortunately, no problem. BTW, did you see Sweet Lou's look? It probably went a little like this. Let's play 14!

Update #3: You just struck out in the 15th. Go suck a bag a dicks.


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1 comments:

Angry Mike July 15, 2008 11:05 PM

HAHA, nice caption on that pic of Uggla. At least we know who the hit to when we play Florida.