College of Idiots: Should I really bust Marquis' balls?

Should I really bust Marquis' balls?

Posted by Ginger Russ Wednesday at Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Jason Marquis practices his new karate move, "The Seagull"

So after Marquis gave up a couple of runs last night my roommate started to complain about how bad he sucks. Yes, Marquis sucks! Is there really any debate about this? But honestly, if Marquis goes out and gives the Cubs 6 innings and only drops 4 runs, I'm okay with that. And you should be too. The Cubs are good enough to beat a 4 run deficit any day. Sure it's not going to happen every day, although lately it has been going that way, but even the Cubs have some suspect pitching. And guess what? Soriano couldn't catch the clap from you Mom's vagina either. But he hits the shit out of the ball. Not everyone on the team is perfect. We've even nicknamed D-Lee, DP Lee. No, not because he and Ramirez just banged your sister in both holes, but because he has the most amount of double-plays in the National League.

But we keep winning, so calm down. Or just GFY.

Drunk Rusty and Lazy Steve in 20 years (I don't know why this is here either)

And btw, DeRosa know's he strikes out a lot. 100 is now our magic number. And the Padres apparently have even worse radio announcers (yeah I linked back to our own site, deal with it!) than on the tv. God they must suck.

Go Cubs!
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