Can I possibly hate the Red Sox more than the Cards?

I'm a God-damn fucking certifiable Idiot, how do I keep winning?

So I'm waiting for the Cubs to play tonight. I'm watching the Bo-Sox vs. Cards game on TBS (yeah, TBS, I don't know why either). It's the 13th inning. For the past 4, YES, 4 innings the Bo-Sox have had the lead-off hitter on base. And 3 of those guys hit doubles and were on second.

Okay, I'm not a baseball manager, and know little about the game, but I KNOW that when you need only 1 run to win the game, and you have no (0, zip, zilch, none) outs with a runner on 2nd base, you bunt his ass over to third. Really, I'm not that stupid. Bunt that mother-fucker over. Get a fly-ball. Game over. So instead the batter hits away into an infield ground-ball and gets the lead runner out at 3rd. Rest of the inning a waste.

So the Cards are up to bat. First batter out. And then Franco takes out his pitcher that just retired the last 4 batters he faced. Yeah, take out your pitcher that has proven he is pitching well (fucking Isringhouse-my-name-is-too-fucking-long-en). And what does the next pitcher do? Gives up a double and single. Thank God JD Drew can actually throw accurately, cause otherwise this game would be over.

Honestly, at this point I'm hoping the Cards win. GFY! I hate the Red-birds as much as you, but I hate stupid managing (yes Dusty, I'm looking at you) even more. How the fuck did Tony get two rings...oh yeah, his players are awesome and don't listen to him. Wish we could have figured that out in 03.

So yeah, the game is over. Boston hit a walk-off homer in the 13th. I don't know which MF did it. I don't care. The Cards finally drop a game and hopefully we can can gain a game in the standings.. Now if only the Rays could have been as bad when they played as they are now playing Houston, we wouldn't be so close in the standings. Still.

I hope maybe we can play the Bo-Sox in the Series, just to kick their jingoistic asses all over the place. I fucking hate Boston lately. Fucking Patriots and all their cheating, fucking Bo-Sox getting lucky to play the hapless Rockies last year. And don't even get me started on the Celtics, greatest team ever right? GYI, four letter sports channel. Are we already forgetting about a certain Chicago team that won 6 rings? And yeah, Kobe, you are and never will be close to M.J. Not even a second brother to Pippen.

This apparently is what it seems. So what does it seem like...yeah Sox fans, he didn't pay for it.

So Cards lose. YEAH. Cubs in about an hour. Let's sweep those South Side Yahtzees and their homosexual-meth-loving-steriod-attitude fans (besides my Mom, and her friends).

Go Cubs!
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