College of Idiots: Seeya Soriano

Seeya Soriano

Posted by Angry Mike Tuesday at Tuesday, April 15, 2008

LET GO! I'M TRYING TO HOP!

Well congrats Al. You managed to hurt yourself hoping while catching a fly ball. I hope you are very proud of yourself. You know rank up their with the Gramatica brothers in the lamest sports injury catagory. I can only think of one positive that can come out of this. Maybe Lou will tell this dumbass to stop. I mean come on. He couldn't possibly come back from this and continue the hop could he? This is Alfonso Soriano we are talking about. One of the most talented, yet profoundly moronic players in MLB. Only time will tell. Maybe tomorrow we will find out how long we can expect to wait to find out.

Oh, did I forget to mention that the Cubs pounded the Cincinnati Dusty's? Corey had a pretty solid game. He spent absolutely no time clogging the bases in Wrigley tonight, much to Dusty's delight. Dusty's stupidity was on full display tonight. Do you think he freaked out when Lou moved DeRosa to left without lifting the pitcher? I'm guessing he was dumbfounded. But enough about Dusty.

Z is on the hill trying to get back on track. He always pitches great again Cincinnati, especially Adam Dunn. Should be an interesting game. He has killed us the last 3 seasons.....but tomorrow is a new day. I can smell that 9th win. Wait....maybe that just Murton I'm smelling on his way back from Iowa. THANKS BASEBALL-REFERENCE for the loverl Dunn v Z stats.

It's better if we ignore the recent OPSs

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