So what entails a Packer's fan? Let's see. They're fat, ugly, smelly, stupid and unfortunately have enjoyed the luck of a good season this year led by their God, and John Madden's man-crush, Brett Favre.
But really are all these things their fault? I mean they do live in upper Wisconsin. What else is there to do besides eat massive amounts of cheese and brats, drink massive quantities of Old Milwaukee, and then have fat, sweaty, disgusting and bodily-fluid-fueled sex with their siblings...okay, YES, it is their fault!
Case in point. I was once told by a brilliant scientist that in order to prove a point, you need at least 3 examples. So I give 3 recent examples of Packer retardness:
1. Man cited for disorderly conduct after restraining, taping jersey onto son
PORTAGE, Wis. -- Upset that his 7-year-old son wouldn't wear a Green Bay Packers jersey during the team's playoff victory Saturday, a man restrained the boy for an hour with tape and taped the jersey onto him.
Mathew Kowald was cited for disorderly conduct in connection with the incident with his son at their home in Pardeeville, Lt. Wayne Smith of the Columbia County Sheriff's Department said. Pardeeville is about 30 miles north of Madison.
Apparently the cops didn't believe the story was true until the wife showed them pictures she took on her camera-phone. She must not be a Packer's fan either, because NO cheesehead would be able to figure out how to work one of those.
2. Connecticut boy always in Favre jersey finally sees game
"I thought I would keep wearing it as long as I could get it over my head," Witthoft told the Green Bay Press-Gazette after the game. "But I'll probably take it off in the next year, certainly. Then I'll hang it up in a frame or maybe send it to the [Packers] Hall of Fame."
Hey kid, I hear some guy in Pardeeville, WI wants to trade you for his son.
3. Green Bay Packer Inspired Wedding
No story here, just pictures. But what is it they say..."A picture is worth a thousand words"? Too bad Packer fans don't know more than 20 words. And don't even try to get them to start spelling them.
So there you have it. If you need more evidence, just Google "Packer fans". The results are endless. And yes, I know, making Packer fans the COI Idiot of the Moment is pretty fucking obvious, but I for one am tired of the Packer love-fest. I don't care that Brett Favre holds a hundred fucking records, when you sell your soul to the devil it's not that hard.
And if I have to hear this weekend anything about his great fucking game when his dad died or his fucking wife beating cancer, I'm probably going to go down to FRD's, take away all their cheese and sausages (who the fuck brings their own appetizers to a bar anyway?) and stick 'em up their asses; rip off their Favre jersey's (except the "women" of course, NO ONE wants to see that), shit on them, burn them, then piss on the ashes. And then make them eat the ashes, shit them out, and eat the poop of their shited-pissed-and-burned Favre jerseys.
GFY GB FANS, we still got your goat! (which sucks for you, cause you're sister is on the rag and now you have no where to stick your dick)
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